dear elder.

i really don't want to write you a letter.

it really freaks me out that you wrote me a letter.

i know we've never met, and i never want to meet you...


i have no idea why you even wrote me a letter.


i'm actually 47 and have 13 cats. my brother lied to you. is that okay?


don't make me do this.


"i enjoy jumping off tall objects"? what does that mean?


snowboarding and paint balling are my life. oh wait, that's you.


you sound like a real gem, but i am just terrified of this whole situation.


tell the bro i say hello.


so, uhh, tell me about yourself. no. don't. i hate this.



i've got nothin'. how do you start a letter to a person you've never met?
recap: the missionary brother's companion wrote me a letter (which creepily tells me that i am attractive - two times) and wants me to write him back.

it would be rude not to, right?
i mean, right?