one of those nights.

you know what i'm speaking of.
one of those nights where your house is empty (which, like, never happens.)
one of those nights where you sit and watch gone with the wind with your mother.
one of those nights where you eat nothing but a large, delicious salad and an almost-all-the-way-cooked pecan cookie from work with said mother.
one of those nights you know you'll miss when you move out again in a week or so.

that is tonight.

just a little somethin' to brighten up your monday.

or, you know, terrify you.

Jamie's Toe Surgery from Ashley Mecham on Vimeo.

they say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum...

...but it's cool to the paw - try it. they say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable - see? they say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they've got stars on them. i guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. and even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals i've ever met in my life. 

so let's raise our boxes - to our survival.