lovers.

couple #1: two most awkward people on the planet. man: slicked back hair, red-and-faded-too-small-turtle-neck, baggy-and-yet-still-too-short-cargo-pants, 90's hiking boots, chewing gum obnoxiously. woman: sportin' those glasses that change from sunglasses when you go indoors, too-tight-button-up-blouse, bedazzled jeans, nail file in hand. both: sharing a sucker.


couple #2: semi-normal appearing. woman: innocently microwaving her t.v. dinner. man: sneaking. embraces her from behind. woman: turns around into an excited hug. embrace for some time. microwave beeps. continue embracing and she begins to kiss his neck. me: standing there, awkwardly, waiting to microwave my cup-o-noodle.


couple #3: (my personal favorite-i actually LOL'd when i saw them) completely and 100% normal looking. sitting across from each other at a booth. both studying their respective textbooks. look down. no, lower. no shoes. either of them. their feet engaging in an intense session of footsies. think kip and lafawnduh. that's exactly how it was.


these six people are the reason i finished zero homework during my lunch break.